Thursday, April 29, 2010

Simultaneous post and plug

Look at this slice of awesomecake:

It's from a site I've just discovered, called My First Dictionary. The best thing about it is not the old-timey illustrations or even the sick, sick humor. It's the fact that every word is so well-defined that you could totally figure out what they meant if you didn't already know, just by reading them. That's what turns it from ordinary hilarity into genuine brilliance.


Bookmark it. Check back often. It's full of delights for the twisted mind.

I'm not a psychic, but -

I see some serious therapy bills in this kid's future. Possibly past or present - this pic looks fairly old.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Monday, April 26, 2010

Smile, darn ya!

Also, shoutout to Noel, my first ever follower! Glad to have you on board!

When you run away from this family, where do you go?

I mean, obviously you're not going to be joining the circus.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

WTF kind of name is "Milky the Clown," anyway?

This morning lineup might explain a LOT about all the drugs people did in the 60s. I couldn't face these things sober either.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Deck the halls with severed clown heads...

No, I don't think that's going to catch on quite like boughs of holly.

(This winner brought to you courtesy of regretsy.)

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Let the sun shine in

This LOOKS to me like one of those painted suncatchers you hang in your window - I used to get kits for those as a kid and foist them off on my poor relatives, who usually did humor me and hang them up - but the paint appears to be opaque. How curious.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Can it be - a CUTE clown?!

I really like those wooden cut-out lamps, and I think this one is pretty cute, as far as clowns go. But I'm dead terrified of the gray clown creature in front of it - is it another donkey clown? Topo Gigio's inbred hillbilly cousin? I don't know, and I don't want to know.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Lying in wait.

As soon as I turn my back, this thing is going to sit up and go for my neck

Thursday, April 8, 2010

This one goes out to Sadako.

And you thought Ronald looked like he was asking for it?!

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

What a jackass.

Seriously, what jackass came up with this?!