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A blog dedicated to furthering awareness of how evil clowns truly are.
Sunday, October 9, 2011
They lurk everywhere.
Next time, I'm taking the stairs.
Sunday, October 2, 2011
The diet of fear
Yeah, I'm sure I don't want any cookies. Thanks.
My Blog List
Baby-sitters Club Snark-fest!
Starring the Baby-sitters Club! Part 1!
Well, well, well! So when I got up today I really felt like snarking. Yes, even more than playing Sims. I decided to tackle this Super Special because I've...
Matt Iseman Wins Celebrity Apprentice Despite Rheumatoid Arthritis
This week, comedian Matt Iseman became the winner of The New Celebrity Apprentice franchise. Iseman, who currently is one of the hosts of the popular ser...
Was One Of The 10 Things "Cake Wrecks"?
Madeline writes: Well sure, but in the bakery's defense, *we don't know what was on Madeline's list. * I mean, maybe it looked like this: *Things Sunsh...
To Boldly Recap: TNG 1×08 “Justice”
Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Unicorner. Her continuing mission to recap every episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. To seek...
My Awesome Reads of 2016
I read over 60 books in 2016, most of them for my MFA program. After I graduated in July, I kind of slacked on reading, but am excited to dive back in duri...
Celebrity Baby Blog
We’ve Moved! Visit Us at PEOPLE.com/babies
Hello CBB readers – we’ve officially transitioned our vertical over to the main PEOPLE website. Same content, new address, now at PEOPLE.com/babies. See yo...
Are You There Youth? It's Me, Nikki
Books Read 2016
2016 blew. But I managed to read fifty-one books. I read a lot of good things, but very few things that absolutely blew me away. On the other hand, I only ...
Rusty’s Top 10 Shows of 2016
Welcome to my fourth annual post where I list my ten favorite television programs of the year. Usually I do this on Facebook, but I have opinions. Disclaim...
Say goodnight, Gracie.
Ladies and germs, I have worked my last shift at Sunnydale Hospital (Healthcare for the Hellmouth)(Fully-owned and operated subsidiary of Giganto Research ...
The Quack Doctor
Victorian asthma cigarettes: who was Dr Batty?
While browsing your local newspaper in the 1890s, an asthma-cure advertisement might distract you from tales of the latest sensational crimes. ‘Agreeable t...
Hello Kitty Junkie
ColourPop x Hello Kitty!
Hello ColourPop x Hello Kitty! Did you know that Sanrio has joined forces with ColourPop, an innovative, Southern California-based global cosmetics company...
YOU CAN NOW HAVE YOUR PORTRAIT DRAWN IN THE STYLE OF “SWEET VALLEY HIGH” COVERS
James Mathewue takes commissions, and for $200 will create a portrait of you in a SVH book. s If anyone gets this done, I would love to see the photo.
I heart dachshunds
Man Saves Dog Drowning in Rio Grande
Last year, residents of Morelia, Mexico, spotted a dog swimming in Rio Grande but he was struggling to stay afloat. Concerned locals believed the homeles...
You miss your old familiar friends
Oh yes. Finally, the motivation I've needed after a near 4 long hiatus... Full House has been given new life via the reboot "Fuller House" on Netflix. And ...
Thank you for a Decade of Cute!
Dearest Cute Overload Peeps, It’s hard to believe that Cute Overload has chronicled and celebrated over ten years of the most anerable, prosh, sweetest ani...
...in the Attic: A VC Andrews Blog
New York New York
Cathy’s in New York! And it’s freezing! She made Julian a scarf! He is actually pretty touched about it, so let’s all take this moment to like Julian. Mome...
The Baby-Sitters Club Revisited
The Baby-Sitters Club Movie
Memory Reaction I didn’t see this movie until it was out on video, because at 14, I was too embarrassed to see it in the theaters. Maybe if I could have dr...
MY MILK TOOF
My Milk Toof Travel Update
*Dear International readers from Southeast France!* ickle, Lardee & myself will be traveling around the southeast of France area from 06/02-06/20. If anyo...
It's All Innocent
*Happy Monday, everybody!* Although I pride myself on catching the obscure snapshots of typical life moments that occur daily while dealing with patients a...
Author Interview With Tudor Robins
*Yay, another interview! After reading and reviewing Appaloosa Summer, I was very pleased to get to talk to the author, Tudor Robins...* *First, tell us a...
How (Not) To Talk About The Ferguson Decision
[image: image] I’m behind on posts on the blog for personal reasons (in a nutshell: I’ll be back posting soon), and in the meantime I hope you’ve been re...
Stupid Nail Polish Names
Don't Pretzel My Buttons
I would like to comply with this request, but really, OPI, you leave me no choice. Are you aware that the only similarity between the word “pretzel” and ...
Open Sky Zen
Lessons in How to Live (by a Stumbling Centipede)
When a bird flies over a pond on a clear sunny day, you can look down at that pond and see a reflection of this as it’s happening: you can expect to see a...
Hyperbole and a Half
Power is intoxicating. Everyone loves having the ability to make their decisions into reality — to think "this should be something that happens," and then...
An Atheist in Eden
Leviticus 22-27: Not all it’s cracked up to be.
22. More rules about lepers and discharge and uncleanliness. Foreigners and commoners aren’t allowed to eat holy things, but the slaves of priests can. I c...
Weird Stuff I Have Found While Organizing
If I Had a Hammer…I’d Play a Christmas Carol
Last week, a client in central Massachusetts was giving away a bunch of CDs. This one caught my eye as I was loading it into a box of donations. This CD is...
Degrassi TNG: Pride
(Yes, I'm back from my stay in Internet Purgatory. Let's not make a big deal about it.) In this fantastic (in every sense of the word) episode, sexually co...
Children of the 90s
Classic Children of the 90s Repost: Popular Young Children's Books of the 80s and 90s
Children's authors set the groundwork for a new generation to develop a deep love of reading, so it's critical that their output is engaging and amusing en...
Crowding the Book Truck
Infinity and Me by Kate Hosford illustrated by Gabi Swiatkowska
Uma has a brand-new pair of very nice red shoes and a very big question: what is infinity? She knows that it's big, but how big is it? It makes her feel s...
Why Did You Buy Me That
My grandmother bought me this Nsync blanket about 3 years ago...
My grandmother bought me this Nsync blanket about 3 years ago for Christmas. Keep in mind that they broke up in like 02’ and I was never really a fan… Me...
My First Dictionary
All bad things come to an end – and, as you’ve probably already surmised from the lack of updates over the last six months, *My First Dictionary...
In Which Sadako Ruins the Movies
Hey guys. I guess I can't sneak in a new post without an explanation of where I've been and why I haven't been blogging. To make a long story short...grad ...
Tales of a former walking highlighter
BSC #50 Dawn's Big Date
I was running all the BSC kids through my head, trying to find one I didn't find partially annoying and discovered that, to my knowledge, there is only one...
The One With All the Snark
TOW: Joey's Big Break
Joey and Chandler: Joey comes into Monica and Rachel's all sad after a call from Estelle. He slowly explains that he got the lead in a movie! Joey explains...
Big Boxes of Books
not an update
Caution, construction site Totally haven't forgotten my poor blog! Pardon the pictures, school project. Expect a book post soon.
Fitzie's Soda Shoppe
BSC Super Special #4- Baby Sitters’ Island Adventure
I never read this BSC book as a kid, mainly because it did not seem very interesting to me. Reading this as an adult- wow… I had thought the Ramseys were g...
Remember That One Show?
I'm Not Dead!
I've been neglecting this blog for awhile, due to real life obligations. I hope to get back to it soon. In the meantime, I'll be going through the older en...
Big Orange Couch
I apparently still exist.
Hi again everyone who may actually stumble across this. I realize that I basically failed at life for 2009. I really wasn't in any mental state to write an...
somewhere between y.a. lit and death
I know, I know
I still owe you guys a new post, but I've been house-sitting and separated from my Lurlene books! I know you are probably shocked and appalled I don't just...
YA or STFU
Offending clown fanciers and religious nuts, all day, every day.
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