Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

God, I hope not.

Can't sleep...clown'll eat me...

Some people just have a calling towards a certain path. And with teeth like that, what else could this guy be but a clown?

An eye for an eye

makes the evil clown blind. So get poking!

Somewhere over the rainbow, there's a...

clown's ass?

and a bunch of leering clown heads?



Not as catchy as what Yip Harburg came up with, is it?

Unfunny on so many levels.

No thank you. Just, no.

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BWAAAAINS!

Baby zombie clown wants BWAINS.

Were you ever in Quebec? Stowing timber on a deck? Where there's a king with a golden clown...

All I know about this is that I have it saved, for some reason, as "quebec.jpg," so we can perhaps assume that this is from Quebec. Beyond that, I don't know, and I'm not sure I want to know.

Children have good instincts about who to trust.

Exhibit A.

Join hands, start a clown train...

On second thought, don't.

They managed to find a way to make CATS even creepier

It was unsettling enough. We didn't need to throw clowns into the mix. We really didn't.

Though to be fair I'm not 100% certain it's meant to be a clown. It could just be badly painted. One of life's little mysteries I guess.

Why do these paintings exist?

I mean, someone must be buying them. Otherwise they wouldn't exist. But what kind of asshole would have THIS THING HANGING IN THEIR HOME?!

Well, it goes with that clown ass teapot...

Pour it out of the clown's butt, drink it out of its head. Why not? And it goes so nicely with this cookie jar!

Sometimes you just get a feeling that things are going to end badly.

This is one of those times.

Dr. Frankenstein is starting to lose it.

He's managed to create an even worse monster this time. Behold: FRANKENCLOWN!

Early fetishists.

Now we know what they did before latex was invented...

Honey, is that a clown taking a dump in our campfire?

No, dear, it's simply the most disturbing candleholder known to mankind...

The baker has the last laugh.

The only laugh, really. No one laughs at clowns.



I'm pretty sure I got this one from Cake Wrecks. If not, it sure belongs there...

Even weirder than the infamous topless mermaid.

Really, Pavarotti? REALLY?

There's nothing I can say about this. Nothing.

Just in case your child isn't having enough nightmares.

Smart little girl.

Nothing should look this sticky.

Seriously, is it me or does this thing appear to be covered in some kind of weird glaze? It just gives off a very grimy appearance. Besides being hideous and creepy, of course.