God loves a clown.

But only because he has to.



Too bad the rapture didn't happen after all, if it meant we would've been rid of creepy-ass clowns like this one.

There are a lot of clown-haters out there.

This popped up in my facebook feed a while ago. Apparently someone thought this would be a good prank:



If anyone had tried this on me, they would be missing some vital organs. Or at the very least, they'd be paying to have the urine cleaned out of my carpet.

Clown's balls

I don't really know what purpose this thing serves, if any. But I like anything that can allow me to make an easy joke about balls.

Bestiality: I'm lovin' it!

WTF is Ronald doing to that moose?!