And you thought Bubbles the chimp had it bad.

This is the creepiest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. And that's saying something. Why is the chimp about to make out with the clown? Why is the clown crying? Why does the chimp have human hands? *shudders*

Sense: this picture makes none.

Why is that clown dusting someone's buttcrack? I haven't the foggiest freaking idea.

Even Lady Gaga wouldn't wear these.

Okay, Lady Gaga might. (Funny story: I actually went to the same school as Lady Gaga. She was a few grades below me so I didn't really know her, but I knew her well enough to do a massive jawdrop when I heard her real name. If only I'd had her sign my yearbook I'd be loaded.) But who the hell would create these hideous things?

The clown probably killed your turtle.

I don't know. I don't want to know.

My drink tastes funny.

I can't think of anything to say about this. It's presumably a clown bobblehead painted on a drinking glass. It's creepy and ugly. And yet I'd still rather drink out of it than a boring clear glass.

Morning-after regrets.

I just realized I should have called yesterday's entry "ScaryClown SquarePants." Oh well, live and learn. Here's today's clown. It's pretty awful.



Look at him ogling those naked Barbies! You'll notice we can't see where his hands are.

Stop! Hammer time!

Those are some impressive pants.

Can't drive...clown will eat you...

One more place to avoid on my trip around the world: Luna Park.

Come play with us forever...

And you thought the twins in The Shining were creepy.