What do you get when you cross a clown with a steamroller?

This cake:



probably got this one from CakeWrecks.

You know it's a winner when the clown isn't the most disturbing one in the bunch.

I mean, the clowns are upsetting, but...



I'm gonna give the Siamese twin ducks the win here. (It's wrong that I totally want one of those, isn't it?)

I'm still alive.

I've been trying having one of those "life" things I heard people talking about and it's actually going pretty well, but the downside is that I somehow keep forgetting that this blog exists. Apologies to both of my readers.

Unfortunately, I don't have anything good for you just now. Here, have the effeminate gay guy from Modern Family dressed in his clown costume:



Sometimes I feel sorry for their poor Korean baby. No wonder she looks so "fuck my life" all the time.