Clowns have been evil since the dawn of time, I see.

I'm 99% sure that this pic came from Thrift Horror. Antique clowns are even worse than modern clowns, it seems. Yikes.

I call them Baldy and Red. Too bad Vaudeville is dead - they sound like a great duo.

I suspect he ripped the doll's hair off and stuck it on his own head.



(I'm also just noticing the Peter Rabbit plate next to the clown. Holy cow, I want it! It would be so cute with my babyhood Bunnykins dish set.)

What would Freud say?

Between the shape and the concerned expression, I'm concerned about what this is meant to be used for.

I'm going to go out an a limb and say that S isn't the favorite child.

Unless this is exactly the cake S Hunt wanted, in which case...kid, you're awesome, and I hope your big 1-0 was, too.

(I can't swear to it, but I would be willing to bet that this picture is courtesy of Cake Wrecks.)

The obesity epidemic:

Apparently, it's also striking clowns.

Add a little class to your office or library.

Class, fear, same difference.

Heffalump, Woozle or pink elephant on parade?

This reminds me ever so much of something that would be in a classic Disney film hallucination. Something Dumbo would see while drunk, or Pooh would see when he's...tripping balls, or whatever it is he does to get to that hellscape inhabited by Heffalumps and Woozles.

As mad as a hatter

and way scarier than anything Tim Burton could dream up.

My sandwich tastes funny...

What part of the clown does this come from?

I always knew that cat was plotting against me.

And now you know why I'm a dog person.

If this is Goofus, I don't want to meet Gallant.

Horrible trays as a diet aid?

I don't think I've ever seen pure evil captured so precisely in paint. I know I've lost my appetite.