Sense: this picture makes none.

Why is that clown dusting someone's buttcrack? I haven't the foggiest freaking idea.

Even Lady Gaga wouldn't wear these.

Okay, Lady Gaga might. (Funny story: I actually went to the same school as Lady Gaga. She was a few grades below me so I didn't really know her, but I knew her well enough to do a massive jawdrop when I heard her real name. If only I'd had her sign my yearbook I'd be loaded.) But who the hell would create these hideous things?

The clown probably killed your turtle.

I don't know. I don't want to know.

My drink tastes funny.

I can't think of anything to say about this. It's presumably a clown bobblehead painted on a drinking glass. It's creepy and ugly. And yet I'd still rather drink out of it than a boring clear glass.

Morning-after regrets.

I just realized I should have called yesterday's entry "ScaryClown SquarePants." Oh well, live and learn. Here's today's clown. It's pretty awful.



Look at him ogling those naked Barbies! You'll notice we can't see where his hands are.

Stop! Hammer time!

Those are some impressive pants.

Can't drive...clown will eat you...

One more place to avoid on my trip around the world: Luna Park.

Come play with us forever...

And you thought the twins in The Shining were creepy.

Anyone still out there?

Once again, real life has continued to kick my ass and keep me from updating.



What would you even serve in that?!

On second thought, maybe I'll just get a traditional birthday card.

So while browsing CafePress for birthday cards - my go-to card shops have closed and burned down (not both at once; one lost its lease after 36 years, the other burned down in a suspicious fire), and there's never anything good at the drug store, so as with everything else I shop for, I've turned to the internet - and saw a guy who made some cute alphabet cards. I thought "that art is sort of cute, maybe I should get one of those!" So I went to see what letter "J" (the card is for a girl named Jessa) looked like.

Like this, as it turns out:

I ended up getting a card with a kitten on it. Less likely to cause nightmares, I think.

A brief interlude.

Well, a brief post, anyway. I burned my finger making lunch (the sad thing is, I was using the microwave!) and it kind of hurts to type, so today I'm going with a picture that can speak for itself;



(I apologize for any nightmares this may cause.)

I don't speak the language.

Can anyone translate wtf this says? Because I gotta know what's supposed to be going on here.