Sometimes the only thing that expresses what you feel is an emoticon. In this case, D: !!!!

If you can't read his drum, it says "I'm a lover, not a fighter." I do not want to know what kind of love a clown gives.

Talking Tina's creepier cousin

Never trust a pissed off little girl. Especially when she's a clown.

Illbleed and Silent Hill 3 combined aren't this scary.

Seriously, NO KID would find this amusement park the slightest bit amusing with that fucker lurking around corners. I can't remember anything about this picture except it's saved as "Kiddieland" so I'm guessing that's the name of the park. Sounds slightly sinister. (You know what video game I wish they'd remake? Illbleed. This guy would fit right in there, too.)


(Real life is sucking up all my time, so I'm not reading everyone's blogs and annoyingly commenting on every entry. But I still think you're all awesome.)

And you thought Bubbles the chimp had it bad.

This is the creepiest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. And that's saying something. Why is the chimp about to make out with the clown? Why is the clown crying? Why does the chimp have human hands? *shudders*

Sense: this picture makes none.

Why is that clown dusting someone's buttcrack? I haven't the foggiest freaking idea.

Even Lady Gaga wouldn't wear these.

Okay, Lady Gaga might. (Funny story: I actually went to the same school as Lady Gaga. She was a few grades below me so I didn't really know her, but I knew her well enough to do a massive jawdrop when I heard her real name. If only I'd had her sign my yearbook I'd be loaded.) But who the hell would create these hideous things?

The clown probably killed your turtle.

I don't know. I don't want to know.

My drink tastes funny.

I can't think of anything to say about this. It's presumably a clown bobblehead painted on a drinking glass. It's creepy and ugly. And yet I'd still rather drink out of it than a boring clear glass.

Morning-after regrets.

I just realized I should have called yesterday's entry "ScaryClown SquarePants." Oh well, live and learn. Here's today's clown. It's pretty awful.



Look at him ogling those naked Barbies! You'll notice we can't see where his hands are.

Stop! Hammer time!

Those are some impressive pants.

Can't drive...clown will eat you...

One more place to avoid on my trip around the world: Luna Park.

Come play with us forever...

And you thought the twins in The Shining were creepy.