Bestiality: I'm lovin' it!

WTF is Ronald doing to that moose?!

What do you get when you cross a clown with a steamroller?

This cake:



probably got this one from CakeWrecks.

You know it's a winner when the clown isn't the most disturbing one in the bunch.

I mean, the clowns are upsetting, but...



I'm gonna give the Siamese twin ducks the win here. (It's wrong that I totally want one of those, isn't it?)

I'm still alive.

I've been trying having one of those "life" things I heard people talking about and it's actually going pretty well, but the downside is that I somehow keep forgetting that this blog exists. Apologies to both of my readers.

Unfortunately, I don't have anything good for you just now. Here, have the effeminate gay guy from Modern Family dressed in his clown costume:



Sometimes I feel sorry for their poor Korean baby. No wonder she looks so "fuck my life" all the time.

Have you or a loved one been recently diagnosed?

I'm sick again - stupid winter - so I'm letting Cyanide and Happiness make the jokes for me. Gotta love them.

What a world!

He's meeeelting!

I've got eyes on the back of my, er, back!

Welcome to my nightmare.

I can't even think of what to say about this except I don't think I can ever close my eyes again.

And they called it puppy love

I don't think the puppy loves him back, though.

Pennywise Dreadful

It turns out you CAN make him scarier. Who knew?

Wishing you a speedy recovery.

What they're not telling you is that it was the clown, the scary bitch and the evil owl who put you in the hospital in the first place.

I hate Mondays

Can you call in terrified to work?