No thank you. I don't want it.

I'm not even sure what you're offering, clown, but I do not want.

That horrible moment when you realize that your child is evil.

But I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the clown made her do it.

(Can't swear to it but I'm pretty sure I swiped this image from Awkward Family Photos - if you recognize it and it's yours and you want it removed from here, just let me know!)

Is anyone still out there?

Sorry I've not been around much these days. I'm still collecting pictures for these blogs but somehow I can't get off my ass and post. Real life is a pain right now but I still appreciate all both of my readers very much :)



I lifted this little beauty from the American Pickers facebook page - some lucky person found this 1978 Ronald McDonald doll! So amazingly creepy - I'm jealous!

God loves a clown.

But only because he has to.



Too bad the rapture didn't happen after all, if it meant we would've been rid of creepy-ass clowns like this one.

There are a lot of clown-haters out there.

This popped up in my facebook feed a while ago. Apparently someone thought this would be a good prank:



If anyone had tried this on me, they would be missing some vital organs. Or at the very least, they'd be paying to have the urine cleaned out of my carpet.

Clown's balls

I don't really know what purpose this thing serves, if any. But I like anything that can allow me to make an easy joke about balls.

Bestiality: I'm lovin' it!

WTF is Ronald doing to that moose?!

What do you get when you cross a clown with a steamroller?

This cake:



probably got this one from CakeWrecks.

You know it's a winner when the clown isn't the most disturbing one in the bunch.

I mean, the clowns are upsetting, but...



I'm gonna give the Siamese twin ducks the win here. (It's wrong that I totally want one of those, isn't it?)

I'm still alive.

I've been trying having one of those "life" things I heard people talking about and it's actually going pretty well, but the downside is that I somehow keep forgetting that this blog exists. Apologies to both of my readers.

Unfortunately, I don't have anything good for you just now. Here, have the effeminate gay guy from Modern Family dressed in his clown costume:



Sometimes I feel sorry for their poor Korean baby. No wonder she looks so "fuck my life" all the time.

Have you or a loved one been recently diagnosed?

I'm sick again - stupid winter - so I'm letting Cyanide and Happiness make the jokes for me. Gotta love them.

What a world!

He's meeeelting!