Never take candy from strangers. NO EXCEPTIONS.

This reminds me of my childhood. My dad took me to a parade because there would be ponies and pony rides, and I loved these things. However, the ponies were escorted by MOTHERFUCKING CLOWNS. I clung to his pant leg and declined offers to ride the pony, to feed the pony a carrot or to take a piece of candy from his creepy-ass clown self.

I just don't love ponies as much as I hate clowns. And if you knew how much I love ponies, you'd know how much that's saying.

Undecided.

Is this the rare benign, almost-cute clown? Or is there something sinister in those rosy cheeks and the face eerily reminiscent of the original Magic Roundabout - a show almost certainly conceived on some pretty strong drugs?

While it's a nicely-executed cake, I still find it strangely unsettling.

Benched.

Someone on LiveJournal found this winner at a thrift shop. One of those things that defies hilarious commentary. I don't...I just don't know.

200th scary clown!

Thanks for reading! All five of you! :)

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This is the UK cover of Baby-Sitters Club #56, Keep Out, Claudia! Sadako, if you're still reading this, consider this a shout-out!

Also, damn, these covers are even creepier than the crap Hodges Soileau churned out for the US versions...

Something red, shiny, shaped like a penis.

Methinks Bozo is compensating for something...

Pennywise: the early years

Damien, Carol-Anne, Rhoda...none of those kids are as creepy as this little demon.

I'm here!

Is anyone still out there? I hope y'all are having a great summer. I haven't been around much; been recovering from a cancer scare and an accompanying surgery. Thankfully, no cancer was found. Unfortunately, I still feel pretty craptacular. Hopefully that will improve.

But enough about me. You're here for scary-ass clowns.



Peace out.

No thank you. I don't want it.

I'm not even sure what you're offering, clown, but I do not want.

That horrible moment when you realize that your child is evil.

But I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the clown made her do it.

(Can't swear to it but I'm pretty sure I swiped this image from Awkward Family Photos - if you recognize it and it's yours and you want it removed from here, just let me know!)

Is anyone still out there?

Sorry I've not been around much these days. I'm still collecting pictures for these blogs but somehow I can't get off my ass and post. Real life is a pain right now but I still appreciate all both of my readers very much :)



I lifted this little beauty from the American Pickers facebook page - some lucky person found this 1978 Ronald McDonald doll! So amazingly creepy - I'm jealous!

God loves a clown.

But only because he has to.



Too bad the rapture didn't happen after all, if it meant we would've been rid of creepy-ass clowns like this one.