I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

This picture feels like it makes a deep statement about something. Anyone have any idea what that statement might be?

Another shaggy clown story.

Well, less of a story. More of a shaggy clown carpet sample.



At least, I think it's a clown. Could just be a badly-dressed guy who likes balloons. Still pretty freaking ugly either way.

It's like your parents' rec room is having a bad acid trip.

Apologies for the verbose header, but I couldn't think of a more succinct way to describe this...thing.

It's not easy being green.

I say we put it out of its misery. Anyone got a hammer?

Pandora's box?

On second thought, this thing probably contains horrors far greater than the ills of mankind.

Happy 2011!

I hope everyone has a great and clown-free year!!

An even unholier army than usual

At first glance, this is your usual horrendous clown gang. Two are doing interpretive dances, one is clearly trying to eat my soul, three are garden-variety, but then there's the one in the bottom right corner. Correct me if I'm wrong, but...



...is that a clown in blackface? I guess it could just be a black clown, but the white skin around the eyes seems to suggest otherwise. What the hell?

Come fly with me

Well, we're fucked. Clowns are airborne now. We're all doomed.

I still exist

This time of year kind of sucks for me, so I'm not feeling a ton of motivation to post. However, scary clown tattoo:

Sometimes the only thing that expresses what you feel is an emoticon. In this case, D: !!!!

If you can't read his drum, it says "I'm a lover, not a fighter." I do not want to know what kind of love a clown gives.

Talking Tina's creepier cousin

Never trust a pissed off little girl. Especially when she's a clown.

Illbleed and Silent Hill 3 combined aren't this scary.

Seriously, NO KID would find this amusement park the slightest bit amusing with that fucker lurking around corners. I can't remember anything about this picture except it's saved as "Kiddieland" so I'm guessing that's the name of the park. Sounds slightly sinister. (You know what video game I wish they'd remake? Illbleed. This guy would fit right in there, too.)


(Real life is sucking up all my time, so I'm not reading everyone's blogs and annoyingly commenting on every entry. But I still think you're all awesome.)