Babies aren't as stupid as they look.

And somehow the worst part of this picture is the hideous couch in the background.

Sometimes you can't improve on what's already there.

WTF.



WTF indeed.

Burgers maid to order

Or does Ronald just have some kind of McLolita fetish? Either way, I'll be seeing this whenever I close my eyes for a very long time.

Presenting: Combover the Clown!

Sender-inner John always finds the best/worst clowns.

Tears of a decapitated clown.

I'm also pretty creeped out by the weird cat behind it, to be honest.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

This picture feels like it makes a deep statement about something. Anyone have any idea what that statement might be?

Another shaggy clown story.

Well, less of a story. More of a shaggy clown carpet sample.



At least, I think it's a clown. Could just be a badly-dressed guy who likes balloons. Still pretty freaking ugly either way.

It's like your parents' rec room is having a bad acid trip.

Apologies for the verbose header, but I couldn't think of a more succinct way to describe this...thing.

It's not easy being green.

I say we put it out of its misery. Anyone got a hammer?

Pandora's box?

On second thought, this thing probably contains horrors far greater than the ills of mankind.

Happy 2011!

I hope everyone has a great and clown-free year!!