Wednesday, March 31, 2010

One is the loneliest number...

I can't imagine why people run from him.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Someone buy this kid an Xbox.

He's clearly got the right attitude.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

You can shower all you want.

After being hit on by this thing, you'll never feel clean again.

Embracing the dark side of clownship, or just unimpressed with his costume?

Either way, I wouldn't want to sleep in that house. I just don't trust that kid.

Also, speaking of clowns called "Patches" (was Patches the Clown a thing at some point?), have a bonus link:

I was going to post it on its own, but tragically, there's no picture. But damn, if I had $3,800 to piss away, I'd totally buy it.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Connect the dots.

To discover a picture OF EVIL.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

I get high with a little help from my friends.

Honestly, if I were him, I probably would, too.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Potayto, potahto

Call 'em "jokers" all you want, but they're still clowns.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Frosty the Snowclown...

...appears to be a raging alcoholic. (And is, curiously, a candle. A snowman candle. Makes sense to me.)

Monday, March 8, 2010

I was right all along. But it's not a monster.

Turns out there was an evil clown in my closet all these years.

Friday, March 5, 2010

A portrait of the artist as a young clown.

The artist in question is, of course, Michael Jackson.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

There was absolutely no information with this photo.

But I'm willing to bet that this guy goes by Molesty the Clown. Eep.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Drag clown

Those lips are just AWFUL.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Congratulate me.

I have found the most disturbing image on the internet:

Of course now I'm determined to top this one. Be afraid.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Maybe it's the unfortunate color scheme.

Or maybe it's just hideous, evil and needs to be destroyed.