Sunday, February 28, 2010

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Can't sleep...clown'll eat me...

Some people just have a calling towards a certain path. And with teeth like that, what else could this guy be but a clown?

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

An eye for an eye

makes the evil clown blind. So get poking!

Monday, February 22, 2010

Somewhere over the rainbow, there's a...

clown's ass?

and a bunch of leering clown heads?

Not as catchy as what Yip Harburg came up with, is it?

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Friday, February 19, 2010

Super-sized post

The following photographs were taken by Diamondmarine and are used with her permission.

Welcome to Hell.

Again, these photos belong to Diamondmarine and were used with her permission.


Baby zombie clown wants BWAINS.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Were you ever in Quebec? Stowing timber on a deck? Where there's a king with a golden clown...

All I know about this is that I have it saved, for some reason, as "quebec.jpg," so we can perhaps assume that this is from Quebec. Beyond that, I don't know, and I'm not sure I want to know.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Join hands, start a clown train...

On second thought, don't.

They managed to find a way to make CATS even creepier

It was unsettling enough. We didn't need to throw clowns into the mix. We really didn't.

Though to be fair I'm not 100% certain it's meant to be a clown. It could just be badly painted. One of life's little mysteries I guess.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Why do these paintings exist?

I mean, someone must be buying them. Otherwise they wouldn't exist. But what kind of asshole would have THIS THING HANGING IN THEIR HOME?!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Dr. Frankenstein is starting to lose it.

He's managed to create an even worse monster this time. Behold: FRANKENCLOWN!

Monday, February 8, 2010

Early fetishists.

Now we know what they did before latex was invented...

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Honey, is that a clown taking a dump in our campfire?

No, dear, it's simply the most disturbing candleholder known to mankind...

Saturday, February 6, 2010

The baker has the last laugh.

The only laugh, really. No one laughs at clowns.

I'm pretty sure I got this one from Cake Wrecks. If not, it sure belongs there...

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Really, Pavarotti? REALLY?

There's nothing I can say about this. Nothing.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Nothing should look this sticky.

Seriously, is it me or does this thing appear to be covered in some kind of weird glaze? It just gives off a very grimy appearance. Besides being hideous and creepy, of course.