Thursday, December 24, 2009

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Add that to the list of foods I'm never eating again...

Apparently marmalade is made of clown brains.

Who knew?

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

The joys of estate sales.

If you click, you'll notice the $20 price tag. Yes, they actually thought this horrible thing was worth $20. As a friend of mine put it, "You couldn't pay me twenty bucks to haul that thing out to the trash."

Monday, December 21, 2009

Saturday, December 19, 2009


I'm guessing this spokesman didn't last long. Who wants to start their day with THIS on the table?

Friday, December 18, 2009

First clown post!

These were spotted in a Goodwill in New York. What sick fuck bought them, I'll never know, but they've since vanished, so one can only assume...

(Click to see it in higher res. Why you would want to, I don't know.)

Hi guys.

When I was a baby, some sick bastard bought me a dancing clown puppet. As soon as my parents put it in my line of sight, I screamed my fool head off until they took it away.

My feelings have not changed.

For a while now, I've had a folder on my computer entitled "Clowns: Proof of Evil." I thought perhaps in sharing these images with the world, I can make some of you understand what so many of us instinctively know - that clowns are evil.

I'm not expecting anyone to read this except for maybe a few of my friends. But if you've wandered by and said to yourself, "Wow, it's like this blogger can see into my soul!" please drop a comment. There can never be too many soldiers in the army against the grease-painted smiles.

(Please note - most of these pictures are not mine. I don't honestly know where I got a lot of them, and thus they're being used without permission. If you recognize your work and want credit or want it removed, just say so and I'll gladly do what you wish.)