Look at this slice of awesomecake:
It's from a site I've just discovered, called My First Dictionary. The best thing about it is not the old-timey illustrations or even the sick, sick humor. It's the fact that every word is so well-defined that you could totally figure out what they meant if you didn't already know, just by reading them. That's what turns it from ordinary hilarity into genuine brilliance.
Bookmark it. Check back often. It's full of delights for the twisted mind.
LET'S RUIN SOME BIRTHDAYS - BIRTHDAYS, am I right? They're just so... *predictable*. Every year like clockwork, the same old parties, the same cracks about getting old, the same leg...