I've been trying having one of those "life" things I heard people talking about and it's actually going pretty well, but the downside is that I somehow keep forgetting that this blog exists. Apologies to both of my readers.
Unfortunately, I don't have anything good for you just now. Here, have the effeminate gay guy from Modern Family dressed in his clown costume:
Sometimes I feel sorry for their poor Korean baby. No wonder she looks so "fuck my life" all the time.