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Cake Wrecks

Meanwhile, at the Unintentionally Erotic Bakery... (Part 2) - "Deb, everyone keeps laughing at our new spiral donuts. Any idea why?" "Really? Still? Drat. I even added a sign - I thought that would help." "Yeah, abo...
Cute Overload

How ‘Bout A Cup Cat Of Coffee? - That’s all for this week on C.O.! We’ll leave you (for now) with Coffee The Kitteh, c/o Andrew Y. and 9gag.com. A new Maru and terrific Headline THIS heade...
The Quack Doctor

The goat gland wizard of California - Dr Clayton E Wheeler claimed to cure a host of conditions by injecting mashed-up goat gonads into patients' abdomens. The post The goat gland wizard of C...
Why Did You Buy Me That

Romantic Gifts that Spark Connection: Finding the Perfect Present for Your Date - When it comes to dating, finding the perfect gift can be a thoughtful way to express your affection and create a lasting impression, especially in a time...
Celebrity Diagnosis

Kim Kardashian Worried About Kanye’s Mental Health - There have been several reports that Kim Kardashian-West is “deeply concerned” about her husband, rapper Kanye West’s recent behavior. Kanye, 43, was dia...
Celebrity Baby Blog

Brett Young's Baby Makes a Surprise Appearance on His New Single: 'She Was a Little Musician Before She Knew It' - Before you even hear Brett Young‘s first tender words on his new single, “Lady,” you hear something else: the steady rhythm of his daughter Presley‘s fet...
Baby-sitters Club Snark-fest!

Wakey wakey...? - So as people on the Facebook community have said, and I'm sure everyone's felt, bsc_snark on both DW and LJ have been very quiet as of late. I'll own up ...
StorytellERdoc

A Family's Cry... - *"The death of a child is the single most traumatic event in medicine. To lose a child is to lose a piece of yourself."* I walked into work yesterday morni...
Are You There Youth? It's Me, Nikki

Paperback Crush - OK, guys. I’m coming out of my year and a half long blogging retirement to tell you, no BEG you to read this book. Several years ago, I had the brilliant i...
1bruce1

Open Library - Hi all! It's been a few years now since I last posted, but as I still have a ton of SV books lying around at home I'll start posting some of the SVK book...
Presenting Lenore

When Your Husband Reads Your Books - I have been scarce around bloggerdom, and part of the reason is that I got married (for those of you who didn't know). This was over a year ago, and the h...
...in the Attic: A VC Andrews Blog

Olivia - Here’s a wild notion, Bart, one that I’ll offer you for free: DON’T HAVE AN AFFAIR THAT IS 95% TALKING ABOUT YOUR WIFE. I mean, obviously that intel is par...
The Unicorner

To Boldly Recap: TNG 1X07 “Lonely Among Us” - Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Unicorner. Her continuing mission to recap every episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. To seek...
Lifetime, Wow!

Rusty’s Top 10 Shows of 2016 - Welcome to my fourth annual post where I list my ten favorite television programs of the year. Usually I do this on Facebook, but I have opinions. Disclaim...
Head Nurse

Say goodnight, Gracie. - Ladies and germs, I have worked my last shift at Sunnydale Hospital (Healthcare for the Hellmouth)(Fully-owned and operated subsidiary of Giganto Research ...
Hello Kitty Junkie

ColourPop x Hello Kitty! - Hello ColourPop x Hello Kitty! Did you know that Sanrio has joined forces with ColourPop, an innovative, Southern California-based global cosmetics company...
I heart dachshunds

Man Saves Dog Drowning in Rio Grande - Last year, residents of Morelia, Mexico, spotted a dog swimming in Rio Grande but he was struggling to stay afloat. Concerned locals believed the homeles...
You miss your old familiar friends

Fuller House - Oh yes. Finally, the motivation I've needed after a near 4 long hiatus... Full House has been given new life via the reboot "Fuller House" on Netflix. And ...
The Baby-Sitters Club Revisited

BSC TV Series Episode # 10: The Babysitters and the Boysitters - Memory Reaction I didn’t think I’d seen this one before, but there were two scenes that made me flashback to seeing them the first time, so I gu...
MY MILK TOOF

My Milk Toof Travel Update - *Dear International readers from Southeast France!* ickle, Lardee & myself will be traveling around the southeast of France area from 06/02-06/20. If anyo...
STFU, Parents

How (Not) To Talk About The Ferguson Decision - [image: image] I’m behind on posts on the blog for personal reasons (in a nutshell: I’ll be back posting soon), and in the meantime I hope you’ve been re...
Stupid Nail Polish Names

Don't Pretzel My Buttons - I would like to comply with this request, but really, OPI, you leave me no choice. Are you aware that the only similarity between the word “pretzel” and ...
Open Sky Zen

Lessons in How to Live (by a Stumbling Centipede) - When a bird flies over a pond on a clear sunny day, you can look down at that pond and see a reflection of this as it’s happening: you can expect to see ...
Hyperbole and a Half

Menace - Power is intoxicating. Everyone loves having the ability to make their decisions into reality — to think "this should be something that happens," and the...
An Atheist in Eden

Leviticus 22-27: Not all it’s cracked up to be. - 22. More rules about lepers and discharge and uncleanliness. Foreigners and commoners aren’t allowed to eat holy things, but the slaves of priests can. I c...
Weird Stuff I Have Found While Organizing

If I Had a Hammer…I’d Play a Christmas Carol - Last week, a client in central Massachusetts was giving away a bunch of CDs. This one caught my eye as I was loading it into a box of donations. This CD is...
ABC Not-Just-For-Kids

Degrassi TNG: Pride - (Yes, I'm back from my stay in Internet Purgatory. Let's not make a big deal about it.) In this fantastic (in every sense of the word) episode, sexually co...
Crowding the Book Truck

Infinity and Me by Kate Hosford illustrated by Gabi Swiatkowska - Uma has a brand-new pair of very nice red shoes and a very big question: what is infinity? She knows that it's big, but how big is it? It makes her feel s...
Whitebrook Farm

FLICKA 3: THE RECKONING - FLICKA 3: THE RECKONING COUNTRY PRIDE 2012 When Toby and Flicka are hired at a stable, Kelly, the owner's teenage daughter, quickly bonds with the wild h...
My First Dictionary

Farewell! - All bad things come to an end – and, as you’ve probably already surmised from the lack of updates over the last six months, *My First Dictionar...
Tales of a former walking highlighter

BSC #50 Dawn's Big Date - I was running all the BSC kids through my head, trying to find one I didn't find partially annoying and discovered that, to my knowledge, there is only one...
Children of the 90s

To discuss an exciting 90s TV development with a very funny guest blogger - In honor of tonight’s very exciting TeenNick premiere of “The 90s Are All That” programming block, a fellow blogger and I thought it would be fun to combin...
The One With All the Snark

TOW: Joey's Big Break - Joey and Chandler: Joey comes into Monica and Rachel's all sad after a call from Estelle. He slowly explains that he got the lead in a movie! Joey explains...
Big Boxes of Books

not an update - Caution, construction site Totally haven't forgotten my poor blog! Pardon the pictures, school project. Expect a book post soon.
Dibbly Fresh

Lessons I Learned From the Twilight Zone, Part I - In the spirit of the post on what I learned from reading Goosebumps, I decided to do a post on what I learned from watching everyone's favorite creepy old ...
Fitzie's Soda Shoppe

BSC Super Special #4- Baby Sitters’ Island Adventure - I never read this BSC book as a kid, mainly because it did not seem very interesting to me. Reading this as an adult- wow… I had thought the Ramseys were g...
Remember That One Show?

I'm Not Dead! - I've been neglecting this blog for awhile, due to real life obligations. I hope to get back to it soon. In the meantime, I'll be going through the older en...
Big Orange Couch

I apparently still exist. - Hi again everyone who may actually stumble across this. I realize that I basically failed at life for 2009. I really wasn't in any mental state to write an...
somewhere between y.a. lit and death

I know, I know - I still owe you guys a new post, but I've been house-sitting and separated from my Lurlene books! I know you are probably shocked and appalled I don't just...
YA or STFU

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Coulrophobics Anonymous

Monday, December 21, 2009

Thanks, Grandma. You shouldn't have.

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