Have you or a loved one been recently diagnosed?

I'm sick again - stupid winter - so I'm letting Cyanide and Happiness make the jokes for me. Gotta love them.

What a world!

He's meeeelting!

I've got eyes on the back of my, er, back!

Welcome to my nightmare.

I can't even think of what to say about this except I don't think I can ever close my eyes again.

And they called it puppy love

I don't think the puppy loves him back, though.

Pennywise Dreadful

It turns out you CAN make him scarier. Who knew?

Wishing you a speedy recovery.

What they're not telling you is that it was the clown, the scary bitch and the evil owl who put you in the hospital in the first place.