I don't like the expression of the one on the right.

He's going to lure me through a mirror into some weird land I'll never escape from. I just know it.

I guess clowns riding unicorns is A Thing.

One was weird enough, but two?? Who buys these things?!

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white

Just don't turn your back, because she will bite...

Tobo or not Tobo?

I choose "not."

100th post!

Thanks to my three readers! It's even more fun blogging knowing that there's someone out there reading it! In honor of this special day, I thought I'd post the picture that started my obsession with creepy clown images. I saw it years upon years ago and it stayed in my head all that time, until I just had to track it down again. In the meantime, the collection had begun to flourish. May I present to you the clown that started it all:



I don't know who he is or if he knows that his teeth chased me in my nightmares literally for a decade or more. All I know is that the picture is from an unnamed Milwaukee newspaper and is terrifying.

So whatever you think of my blog, remember: it's this guy's fault.

Welcome to David Lynch's dreamscape.

Three little maids from school are we, pert as a schoolgirl well can be

filled to the brim with clownish glee-ee...

She wore blue velvet...

...bluer than velvet was her eye...shadow?

Never take candy from strangers.

Seriously, just don't. You'll never know what you're getting.



This amazing piece is from regretsy. Alarmingly, it's one in a series. I recall one done with butterscotch discs, another in Tootsie Rolls that felt vaguely golliwog-esque.

I have to admit, I think it's a great concept and actually looks pretty good. But it's still a clown. And what happens when those gumballs get stale and crack and start shedding bits of sugar crap everywhere?

Death has never looked so delicious.

To whoever ordered this cake: I salute you. I hope it was indeed a happy, clown-less birthday.

There are so many things wrong with this image...

But the worst is that this appears to be hanging in an art gallery. I'm hoping it's a MOBA exhibit, because that's the only place - aside from a dumpster - this thing belongs.

I'd hit it.

With a fist!

...no, that wasn't a lame attempt at humor. That's what you're supposed to do with this thing.


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