Simultaneous post and plug

Look at this slice of awesomecake:


It's from a site I've just discovered, called My First Dictionary. The best thing about it is not the old-timey illustrations or even the sick, sick humor. It's the fact that every word is so well-defined that you could totally figure out what they meant if you didn't already know, just by reading them. That's what turns it from ordinary hilarity into genuine brilliance.

GO HERE
http://myfirstdictionary.blogspot.com/

Bookmark it. Check back often. It's full of delights for the twisted mind.

I'm not a psychic, but -

I see some serious therapy bills in this kid's future. Possibly past or present - this pic looks fairly old.

I find that touch to be a little too intimate

But the bear doesn't seem to mind.

Smile, darn ya!

Also, shoutout to Noel, my first ever follower! Glad to have you on board!

When you run away from this family, where do you go?

I mean, obviously you're not going to be joining the circus.

It doesn't get any gayer than this, all right.

WTF kind of name is "Milky the Clown," anyway?

This morning lineup might explain a LOT about all the drugs people did in the 60s. I couldn't face these things sober either.

Deck the halls with severed clown heads...

No, I don't think that's going to catch on quite like boughs of holly.

(This winner brought to you courtesy of regretsy.)

Let the sun shine in

This LOOKS to me like one of those painted suncatchers you hang in your window - I used to get kits for those as a kid and foist them off on my poor relatives, who usually did humor me and hang them up - but the paint appears to be opaque. How curious.

I don't trust anything with a smiling crotch.

Seriously, am I the only one who sees it?

Can it be - a CUTE clown?!

I really like those wooden cut-out lamps, and I think this one is pretty cute, as far as clowns go. But I'm dead terrified of the gray clown creature in front of it - is it another donkey clown? Topo Gigio's inbred hillbilly cousin? I don't know, and I don't want to know.

Lying in wait.

As soon as I turn my back, this thing is going to sit up and go for my neck

This one goes out to Sadako.

And you thought Ronald looked like he was asking for it?!

What a jackass.

Seriously, what jackass came up with this?!

I like big butts and I cannot lie

In case the previous clown posts haven't been slutty enough for you.

You're welcome.