Even Lady Gaga wouldn't wear these.

Okay, Lady Gaga might. (Funny story: I actually went to the same school as Lady Gaga. She was a few grades below me so I didn't really know her, but I knew her well enough to do a massive jawdrop when I heard her real name. If only I'd had her sign my yearbook I'd be loaded.) But who the hell would create these hideous things?