Yeah, I know. It's been a bit, hasn't it? I say that a lot. I haven't been active on blogger in months. Part of it is just, well, I hate to say this lest I sound like a bitch, but...lack of an audience. I literally have five followers on here. And, I mean, I was just doing this to entertain myself, so that shouldn't matter, but sometimes talking to yourself just feels pathetic.
Still. My passion for horrible clowns and weird religious crap hasn't waned a bit, so...why stop now, right? Besides, when I'm not writing here, I forget to read all the amazing blogs I follow, and that's just sad.
I stole these pictures from x-entertainment.com, a much better, funnier blog than mine. If you don't already read it, please do. It sadly seems to be winding down as Matt loses his passion for the nostalgic and childish, but I don't think it'll ever die completely. And even if it does, you have years upon years of back articles to read. You can't possibly get bored.
Oooh, Hard One - YOU GUYS. I found it: the ultimate litmus test for a pure mind. Here's how it works: If you can look at the following cake without *immediately* side-eyi...